Miao. Missus Lady told me that today marks 10 weeks for me on something ladder something-something view. What are "10 weeks"? Miao, miao.
What's more important to me is for Hero Man and her to feed me the stuff I like. Miao. What does she means when she says, "You liked this food before. Why won't you eat it now?" It's always the first time when she opens a can and spoons out the contents on my plate. Silly Woman.
They are so stingy with cheese. Last night I could smell cheddar on my humans' hands and lips. They used to give me cheese. Purrrrrrrrr. The taste is delightful. They tell me that I can't have cheese anymore because I throw up afterwards. Ice cream, same thing. So?
S-s-s-s-t-t-t-r-r-r-e-a-a-a-a-t-c-c-c-c-h-h-h-h-h-h-h.
The back door just opened. Miao, miao. See you next week.
It's amazing how the thing that makes you sick is something you want to eat. Strange.
ReplyDeleteMiao. Miao.
Deletestars can have high expectations . . . mew?
ReplyDeletePurrrrrrrrrr.
DeleteCheese was often the only way I could get my dog to take her medicine.
ReplyDeleteMiao, Dogs are gullible. Purrrrrrrr
DeleteLOL. LOL. LOL. Over the last couple of days, Miss Josie lapped up some canned cat food that a month ago was cause for a turned up nose (and tail). Who can figure out cats????
ReplyDeletePurrrrrrrrrrrr
DeleteSpecial diets are the pits Miss Molly! But your people are trying their best -- be good to them, they are after all only human.
ReplyDeleteThere is that. Miao.
DeleteMolly seems to like things that she can’t eat just like our Jade who loves chocolate
ReplyDeleteMiao, I smelled Brie on them last night. Miao, Miao.
DeleteIf you didn't throw it up how would they ever know how much you enjoyed it . . . humans are strange . . . le sigh. :)
ReplyDeletePurrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
DeleteI think you might like a little tuna, Molly?
ReplyDeleteSlurrrrrrrrrrp.
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