Yesterday evening Hero Man told Missus Lady where my newest favorite spot is in the backyard. Miao.
"The apple tree on the north end?" Missus Lady asked, playing on her computer.
"Yeah. She stares at something in the tree. It's like she's waiting for something. Maybe she saw a baby bird fall out of the tree."
"Apples are always falling. She can get bonkered!"
Miao. Bonkered. I never thought of that. Miao.
Hero Man chuckled. "Maybe that's how cats get high. They get hit in the head, they're suddenly stoned."
"And, seeing stars!"
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
Miao. That's not funny.
"We're not laughing at you, Molly," said Hero Man. "We love you."
Silly humans. I love them anyway.
Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Oh Molly will be safe. She will make sure she won't get hit on the head like Isaac Newton
ReplyDeleteGreat shot!
ReplyDeleteMissus Lady thanks you, Lady Fi. Miao. She says I look like a cat who just ate the mouse. Miao, miao. I don't eat mice. Miao.
DeleteI bet she hears the apples before they fall.
ReplyDeleteMiao, I hope Missus Lady reads your comment. She's cluess much of the time. I love her her anyway. Purrrrrrrr.
DeleteOh Molly, your people aren’t laughing at you. Both of them are smart enough to know it’s not a good idea to make fun of their boss! Be good to them.
ReplyDeletePurrrrrrrrr. Purrrrrrrrrr
Deletewhat a beauty!
ReplyDeletePurrrrrrrrrrrrrr. Takes one to know one,
DeleteNice cat
ReplyDeleteMiao, miao. Nice guy. Miao, miao.
DeleteMaybe you'll make another great scientific discovery, Molly.
ReplyDeleteMiao, shhhhhh, shhhhhh. Extra, extra, extra x extra secret. Shhhhhhh. miao.
DeleteThere's always time to move, if necessary, between the falling and the landing. Humans don't quote grasp cat-physics. :)
ReplyDeleteOops ... 'quite' grasp cat-physics :)
DeleteAt least the apple tree is outside ! When I came back from my mammoth tour Kim had chosen the bathroom mat ! Now it's difficult to go there, lol !
ReplyDeleteOh Molly, I am sure you won't get bonkered. Silly humans do not know how good you felines are. They love you :)
ReplyDelete-Soma
Thank you, Soma, for saying so. My humans will feel assured about me being there.
Delete