Yesterday evening Hero Man told Missus Lady where my newest favorite spot is in the backyard. Miao.
"The apple tree on the north end?" Missus Lady asked, playing on her computer.
"Yeah. She stares at something in the tree. It's like she's waiting for something. Maybe she saw a baby bird fall out of the tree."
"Apples are always falling. She can get bonkered!"
Miao. Bonkered. I never thought of that. Miao.
Hero Man chuckled. "Maybe that's how cats get high. They get hit in the head, they're suddenly stoned."
"And, seeing stars!"
Miao. That's not funny.
"We're not laughing at you, Molly," said Hero Man. "We love you."
Silly humans. I love them anyway.