"Oh, my," said Jane Austen, Action Doll, wiping chalk from her forehead.
"I like the idea of doing an occasional silent scream in my rock garden. And, to take a mud bath as I consider an impossible solution sounds wonderful."
"Who wouldn't love the image of a group falling into a deafening silence after hearing the idle gossip?"
Jane set the piece of chalk down on the table. "It is a sure bet being an oxymoron phrase analyst is not for me!"
My theme for this year's challenge is Jane Austen, Action Doll, Seeks a New Career.
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