"Oh, my," said Jane Austen, Action Doll, wiping chalk from her forehead.
"I like the idea of doing an occasional silent scream in my rock garden. And, to take a mud bath as I consider an impossible solution sounds wonderful."
"Who wouldn't love the image of a group falling into a deafening silence after hearing the idle gossip?"
Jane set the piece of chalk down on the table. "It is a sure bet being an oxymoron phrase analyst is not for me!"
My theme for this year's challenge is Jane Austen, Action Doll, Seeks a New Career.
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So...finally, I am here and ready to follow Jane Austin on all her exploits and to see where she has been. I have some reading to do but I’m all for it:) I never thought of it but Jane is right on the money with all these oxymorons. I have used many of these myself.
ReplyDeleteHi, Birgit. Enjoying the April Challenge? I've been working the participants list backwards. I think I reached the halfway mark. I think I say a lot of oxymorons without realizing it.
DeleteJane can't commit to a career
ReplyDeleteShe's in a fickle phase. :-)
DeleteOxymorons are really kind of fun! Thanks, Jane!
ReplyDeleteThey are. I like "conspicuous absence" myself.
DeleteAs a Jane probably knows, being a writer, they occasionally come in handy, but modern society suffers from an overabundance of them. :)
ReplyDeleteShhh, an open secret.
DeleteFunny and very creative. Enjoying your theme.
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