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In fourth grade, one of my favorite books was the Scholastic produced joke book that had a joker on the cover. This joke has stayed with me through the years: What do you call the sun and wind?

You call the sun rose and the wind blue.  Ha!

Long ago, I thought it would be cool to make a living off writing jokes, gags, and other ha-ha stuff. What happened? Funny-on-the-brain constipation. Turns out I am much too serious for my own good, like lately. QuĂ© bummer! Yeah, I know this slang is dating me. For sure.  Anyway, now and then, some good jokes (from my perspective) grace my mind. So, for today's post, I thought I'd share three of them.

What do you call lanes that police race on? 

Bacon strips.  Was that a groan I heard?

What was the revolutionary soldier's favorite dish?

Chicken Catch-a-Tory. Ba-da-bing!

Miguel and his auntie were eating in their favorite Mexican restaurant. As his auntie reached across the table for a dish, Miguel noticed her ripped sleeve and asked, "Tore, tia?"   Bazinga!

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Thanks for the good cheer. :-)

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