Before I could end my transaction at the Stationary Box Store, the clerk held up a piece of paper and asked, "Do you know about the store's promotion for a special protection glass for your iPhone?"
"No," I answered.
The clerk continued his spiel. "Wait, wait," I interrupted. "We don't have an iPhone?"
"We still have a flip top disposable phone," the Husband added.
"This glass can protect your watches," said the clerk.
I help up my bare wrists. "We don't wear watches."
The clerk was quite disappointed.